Alright here we are! Day 78 at the "South Pole Station".
So far things are going extremely well. Ta-Dash-lee just found this gravity station
on his maintenance round. So we just send him down there to check it out.
I'm really excited to see what he comes back with, because it might be the evidence that we need for this.
Dude, what are you talking about, he's been gone for hours. This is all gone to *beep*.
I don't know what to do. He should have called in by now. This is stupid.
Ah jeez. What are you doing?
There it is. I always knew gravity was fake.
Dude calm the *beep* down. Seriously it's fine. it's fine.
Alright guys, day 80. Today we're going on a science lab tour.
and I think, I think this will give us all the information that we need.
And with this optical sphere module we can actually measure the curvature of the earth.
- This is fake. - This is not what we came for.
and over here we're watching some footage of the moon landing together.
We need concrete evidence, man. We need something .. It's gotta be here. It's gotta be here.
- Dude, that sign said Nerds only - Dude, no it's fine. This is what we're looking for.
- I know but... - This is what we need, This is what we need.
- Ta-Dash-Lee should be here. - Dude he's fine. I'm sure he's fine.
- Ohhh, duuuuude!
- Don't go in that room! - Dude, it's open!
- It says "alien autopsy". Come on we gotta go. - Alright, alright.
*indistinguishable muttering* All right, I need a scalpel.
That is not a knife. This is a knife!
- This shit is crazy. - No this is perfect. This is exactly what we're looking for, man.
- The government silences people like us. Shhh - Where is Ta-Dash-Lee anyways?
- Dude, dude, look! - No, no I'm not going behind any other doors.
- This is what we're looking for! - No, *mumbling* leprechauns and fire-ants *mumbling*
- Seriously. This is exactly what we're looking for. - No, I'm looking for Ta-Dash-Lee. No screw it, I'm outa here, I'm unraveling.
Yes director. I think this global warming notion you've come up with is fantastic. We should be pushing that everywhere we can.
Who are you? You are not authorized to be here! I need security stat.
Alright guys, so I have not seen Carter since the tour.
I don't know what's going on. He's gone missing as well.
I felt like everything was going extremely well but things have gone completely off the deep end.
Both of them are missing, but here's the deal: I've got the map now.
This is all I need. There's only one thing that is left to do.
It's time to show the world the truth
It's a long climb my friend. But I'm afraid you've seen too much.